Friday, July 21, 2006

GEORGE, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS SHIT! ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M TRYING TO FUCK YOU, said Dick-less Cheney! W is sending his Tar-Baby Condi, belatedly of course, to the Middle East--Dubya finally found his 8-Ball Shaking-Fortune-Floater Seer's Globe, but then it kept saying "REPLY HAZY--ASK AGAIN LATER" so he couldn't quite DECIDE what to do. In the interim, Dubya wanted to show the NAACP that he "was not a racist" by deigning to appear and share some of his PEARLS of wisdom like "Well, it sure took me long enough to come here", similar in vein to when he remarked to that slant-eyed Chink tyrant Hu Jin-tao at the G8 that "you have to travel a long ways to get home like me..." WHAT A MAROON!!!!! Dubya should SURGICALLY IMPLANT Karl Rove's head on his neck like Ray Milland did Rosy Grier in THE THING WITH TWO HEADS, actually in the case of Bush/Rove, it should be Rosy Grier getting Ray Milland's head, which was what happened in this movie, or Peter Dyneley in THE MANSTER(aka THE SPLIT). That way, the Evil Genius and talking, bespectacled anal-polyp Rove can INSTANTLY advise Dubya to "do the doody(shit)" when ACTION is needed or necessary! Usually Dubya is STUFFING HIS FACE WITH TURDS FELCHED FROM CHENEY'S ASSHOLE AND SMIRKING INANELY--GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, DUBYA, AND LEVEL IRAN, HEZBOLLAH, SYRIA, NORTH KOREA, CUBA, et cetera ad nauseum!!!!! YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF HYENA-SHIT, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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