"The sectarian violence in Iraq is fomented by al-Queda--Iraq is not in a civil war--I am not pulling the troops from Iraq--No timetable for troop withdrawal--I am not going to talk with Iran--Every day in every way, we are getting better and better" SO SAID THE Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast and Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire King George DUHbya Bush the TURD AND WAS ECHOED BY HIS FLUNKEY Tony Colostomy-Shit-Bag-Man Snow-JOB, and IDIOT generals LIKE Peter Pace, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM!!!!! Bush IS DELUSIONAL NOW, AND HIS FLUNKEYS ARE SUPPORTING HIS DELUSIONS, NOT WILLING OR TOO COWARDLY TO TELL Bush TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH HIS INANE PRATTLE AND START SPEAKING THE TRUTH FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF ALL THE VILE LIES THAT SPILL OUT OF HIS CROOKED MAW WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS STINKING YAP!!!!! THESE SAME FLUNKEYS SHOULD ALSO TELL Bush TO GET RID OF Torticola Brainiac Cheney, WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT TO GO FROM BushLAND UBER ALLIES, AND THEN Rove, OR IS Bush AFRAID OF WHAT Rove WILL SPILL IF HE IS THROWN UNDER THE BUS? THERE IS ALWAYS THE ALTERNATIVE OF THE Litvinenko GAMBIT, WHICH INVOLVES SLIPPING Miss Piggy Rove A BIT OF Polonium 210, or Ricin, or Tetrotodoxin, ET CETERA ET CETERA ET CETERA--A LITTLE PRICK WITH A MAMBA FANG WITH ITS VENOM INTACT WOULD ALSO DO THE TRICK, AS LIONEL ATWILL'S VICTIMS FOUND OUT IN "MURDERS IN THE ZOO"!!!!! Miss Piggy Rove WITH HIS LEGS STICKING UP IN THE AIR AND HOLDING A LILY IN HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS OR BETTER, HIS ANUS, IS SUCH A SIGHT DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED FOR!!!!! Bush SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SHUTTING Rove UP PERMANENTLY!!! BY THE WAY, I DID A LITTLE "ANAGRAM DIVINATION" AS WAS DONE BY OPUS' BUDDY AUGGIE in THE CARTOON STRIP "OPUS" AND I GOT:
George W. Bush = How E. Buggers (Evil)
Richard B. Cheney = Hey Dear Rich NCRB (Nasty Cowardly republican Bastard)
Karl Rove = Love RRKA (Raping republican kids' anuses)
Alberto Gonzales = Zales Bongo Alert
Condi Rice = Cider Icon
BY THE WAY, I HEAR THAT Gingrich IS BABBLING HIS USUAL NONSENSE ABOUT OVERTURNING THE RIGHTS OF AMERICANS FOR FREE SPEECH AS PROVIDED FOR IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES IN ORDER TO FIGHT TERRORISM--WELL, I HAVE THIS TO SAY TO Gingrich:
"Witch 1(DUHbya): Round about the Henry Kissinger cauldron go;
In the poison'd Libby Dole entrails throw.--
Ed Rogers Toad, that under cold Babs Cubin stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd Ann Coulter venom sleeping got,
Boil though first i' the charmed Katherine Harris pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Witch 2(Cheney): Fillet of a fenny Bill Frist snake,
In the Kit Bond cauldron James Inhofe boil and Chris Shays bake;
PLUCKED-OUT EYE of Gingrich Newt, and toe of Jacques Chirac frog,
Wool of Mother Barbara Bush bat, and tongue of Jean Schmidt dog,
David Adder-ington's fork, and blind-Antonin Scalia-worm's sting,
Paul Wolfowitz Lizard's leg, and Trent Lott owlet's wing,--
For a Tom Tancredo charm of powerful Michelle Malkin trouble,
Like a John McCain hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Witch 3(Rove). Scale of Jim Sensenbrenner dragon; tooth of Alberto VO5-Gonzales wolf,
Witches' Poppy George H.W. Bush 41 Mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea Tom DeLay shark;
Root of Roger Ailes hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Ken Mehlman Jew;
Gall of Sam Brownback goat, and slips of John Yoo-yew
Silver'd in the moon's Rupert Murdoch eclipse;
Hooked nose of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and 'lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled Child's Play Chucky babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a Melanie Morgan drab,--
Make the Mitch McConnell gruel thick and slab;
Add thereto a Duncan Hunter tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our Don Fuck-A-Duck Rumsfeld cauldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Cheney Witch. Cool it with a Macaca- George Allen baboon's blood,
Then the vile Richard Mellon Scaife charm is firm and good."
[With Apologies to Bill Shakespeare, whom DUHbya has read?]
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!