"AVAST YE CHIMPya, YA SCURVY RAT! BELAY YA BILGE AN' LET DA' SIX JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF DO THEIR WORK INSTEAD OF YA BLASTED HORNSWAGGLE AN' SODDING
TOMFOOLERY!!!!!" So said THE SKELETAL REVENANT Van der Decken aka "The Flying Dutchman" to the Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murdering International War Criminal and Jingoistic Demagogue, Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Wracked Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD!!!!! DUMBya IS TRYING TO SEND MORE TROOPS INTO Iraq IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO GAIN A TEMPORARY RESPITE, WHICH WILL FAN THE FLAMES OF SECTARIAN CIVIL WAR EVEN MORE--THE JOINT CHIEFS WISELY ARE DEFYING "The Commander-In-Thief," "THE DECIDER," WHO DECIDED UPON THE WRONG COURSE OF ACTION AND SO INVITED THE GHASTLY REBUKE FROM THE BONY FLYING DUTCHMAN, WHO SHOULD MAKE DUHbya "WALK THE PLANK" FOR HIS HIGH CRIMES AGAINST THE AMERICAN AND Iraqi PEOPLE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!! "KEELHAUL THIS LILY-LIVERED PANTYWAIST CHIMPya BUT FIRST FLOG YE FLESH OFF HIS YELLA-STRIPED BACK WIF' YE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS TIPPED WIF' RAZOR WIRE!!!!!" PIPED IN THE WALKING CORPSE, DAVY JONES, WHO HAD LINKED ARMS WITH THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!!! DUMBya WAS IN FOR RUM, SODOMY AND THE LASH--HE PREFERRED RUM AND SODOMY, OF COURSE, BEING THE DRUNKEN QUEER HE ALWAYS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE--DUHbya WILL BE GETTING HIS UP HIS BUNGHOLE COURTESY OF THE TWO LONG SKELETAL COCKS DRIPPING YELLOW AND GREEN CORRUPTION AND PUTRESCENCE, FROM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND DAVY JONES!!!!!
CHIMPya, the Sedulous Ape
His anus was the object of RAPE
By the two SEAFARING GHOULS
THESE REVENANTS WERE NO FOOLS!
They kept their crumbling bony TOOLS together with CELLO TAPE!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!