"Aroint thee, FAT-FUCK Rove! The rump-fed CHIMPya cries..." THE FULL SEGMENT, WITH APOLOGIES TO THE LATE, GREAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, WHOM DUMBya HAS PRESUMABLY READ SO MUCH OF, IS:
"A HUNKY sailor's SWOLLEN NUTS BULGED from his mouth,
And the sailor's LONG, FAT COCK CHIMPya munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd.-
'Give me,' quoth I:
'Aroint thee, FAT-FUCK Rove! The rump-fed CHIMPya cries.
Her Laura's to Crawford(Joan) gone, master o' the Barney:
But in a TAMPON I'll thither JAM,
And like a SEWER rat without a tail,
I'll DOO-DOO, I'll DOO-DOO, and I'll DOO-DOO.
Second Witch(Cheney): I'll give thee a FART wind.
First Witch(Rove): Thou'rt kind.
Third Witch(Gonzales): And I another. BLAPPPP! Oops! SHIT too!
SKIP to First Witch(Rove): Here I have a HUNKY TOPGUN pilot's ANUS,
Wreck'd as homeward I DID COME in it!
DRUM WITHIN
Third Witch(Gonzales): A drum, a drum!
MacBUSH doth come.
DUHbya, JACKING OFF HIS PUNY COCK, enters with
Dumsfailed(Banquo)
SKIP TO MacBUSH: Speak if ya can, whatre ya?
First Witch(Rove): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, LIMP OF WRIST!
Second Witch(Cheney): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, MINCING QUEER FAIRY!
Third Witch(Gonzales): All HEIL, MacBUSH! Thou SHALT BE KING hereafter!
SKIP TO First Witch(Rove): HEIL!
Second Witch(Cheney): HEIL!
Third Witch(Gonzales): HEIL!
SKIP TO Hecate(Condom-LESSER Minute Rice): BLACK spirits and white, red spirits and gray;
Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may.
EXIT Hecate
Second Witch(Cheney): By the THUMBING of my PRICK,
SOMETHING WICKED this way COMES...UUUUHHHHHH....
Open, COCKS,
Whoever FOCKS.
ENTER MacBUSH
MacBUSH: How now, ya TOP secret, MELAMPYGOS black-assed, midnight-COWBOY hags?
Whatcha' DOO-DOO?
All: A DOOD without a name..."
MORE TO COME ON THE ANTICS OF MacBUSH and THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS Rove, Cheney and Gonzales!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!
"A HUNKY sailor's SWOLLEN NUTS BULGED from his mouth,
And the sailor's LONG, FAT COCK CHIMPya munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd.-
'Give me,' quoth I:
'Aroint thee, FAT-FUCK Rove! The rump-fed CHIMPya cries.
Her Laura's to Crawford(Joan) gone, master o' the Barney:
But in a TAMPON I'll thither JAM,
And like a SEWER rat without a tail,
I'll DOO-DOO, I'll DOO-DOO, and I'll DOO-DOO.
Second Witch(Cheney): I'll give thee a FART wind.
First Witch(Rove): Thou'rt kind.
Third Witch(Gonzales): And I another. BLAPPPP! Oops! SHIT too!
SKIP to First Witch(Rove): Here I have a HUNKY TOPGUN pilot's ANUS,
Wreck'd as homeward I DID COME in it!
DRUM WITHIN
Third Witch(Gonzales): A drum, a drum!
MacBUSH doth come.
DUHbya, JACKING OFF HIS PUNY COCK, enters with
Dumsfailed(Banquo)
SKIP TO MacBUSH: Speak if ya can, whatre ya?
First Witch(Rove): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, LIMP OF WRIST!
Second Witch(Cheney): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, MINCING QUEER FAIRY!
Third Witch(Gonzales): All HEIL, MacBUSH! Thou SHALT BE KING hereafter!
SKIP TO First Witch(Rove): HEIL!
Second Witch(Cheney): HEIL!
Third Witch(Gonzales): HEIL!
SKIP TO Hecate(Condom-LESSER Minute Rice): BLACK spirits and white, red spirits and gray;
Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may.
EXIT Hecate
Second Witch(Cheney): By the THUMBING of my PRICK,
SOMETHING WICKED this way COMES...UUUUHHHHHH....
Open, COCKS,
Whoever FOCKS.
ENTER MacBUSH
MacBUSH: How now, ya TOP secret, MELAMPYGOS black-assed, midnight-COWBOY hags?
Whatcha' DOO-DOO?
All: A DOOD without a name..."
MORE TO COME ON THE ANTICS OF MacBUSH and THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS Rove, Cheney and Gonzales!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

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