FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!!! Today, a bunch of LIGHTER FARE, some "Lively Limericks" THAT SHOW HOW "HIGHLY" I THINK OF CURRENT SUPERPOWER AND LESSER WORLD LEADERS:
Located in TYRANT DUHbya's foetid tush
Is his REAL brain--a bucket of grey mush!
'Till a parabellum
Into Bush's cerebellum
Springing from the exit wound Karl Rove did RUSH!
That VICIOUS little DESPOT Vladimir Putin
Should be LIQUIDATED by his OWN assassins high-falutin'!
Dioxin, Ricin, or Poison in a Pen
Radioactive Isotopes like Polonium Two-TEN!
Or a good old fashioned Putin-SHOOTIN'!
Commie dictator Hu Jin-tao
Should be TRAMPLED upon by a RABID sow!
Upon that Red Chinky PIG
His 800 pound COUSIN'LL dance a JIG
Let us now at Hu's GRAVESTONE bow!
'Lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL
Should be made to take a strychnine PILL!
Or given an ENEMA of DRAINO
Which whould give Kim a PAIN-O!
Or be pickled with LYE in DILL!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
That HOOK-NOSED little CAD!
His ugly head should be REMOVED with a saw
The bloody neck-STUMP left TERRIBLY raw!
That's what he gets for being MAD and BAD!
I summoned a VICIOUS JINN
To EXTERMINATE Osama bin-Laden!
Every bit of Osama's skin
Was FLAYED OFF by the Jinn
Then Osama's CARCASE THROWN into a VAT of GIN!!!!!
That FOUR-EYED FUCK al-Zawahiri named Ayman
I threw to a HUNGRY 14-FOOT CAIMAN!
The SEDULOUS reptile
With a TOOTHY smile
Proceeded to CHEW UP Ayman who was SCREAMIN'!
I never met a MUSLIM I didn't like,
Especially if its HEAD was STUCK UPON a pike!
Their FILTHY ROTTEN guts
Tied up into knots
And BOWLING with the SEVERED HEAD of their TYKE!!!!!
[or: Their carcases DRAGGED along with a MOTORBIKE!]
AND FOR EQUAL TIME,
The RABID RIGHT-WINGNUT CHRISTIAN RIGHT
Are upon the Good Earth an UNSIGHTLY BLIGHT!
Upside down their carcases I'd TOSS
Then nail their carcases upon the CROSS
And let FIRE ANTS upon their carcases BITE!!!!!
[or: Pluck their EYES out to DEPRIVE them of SIGHT!]
HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT DUHbya and minions/cohorts, Putin and minions/cohorts, Hu and minions/cohorts, Kim and minions/cohorts, Ahmadinejad and minions/cohorts, bin-Laden/Zawahiri and their minions/cohorts, muslims/right-wingnut christian rightists and their minions/cohorts!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush, etc. TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!
Located in TYRANT DUHbya's foetid tush
Is his REAL brain--a bucket of grey mush!
'Till a parabellum
Into Bush's cerebellum
Springing from the exit wound Karl Rove did RUSH!
That VICIOUS little DESPOT Vladimir Putin
Should be LIQUIDATED by his OWN assassins high-falutin'!
Dioxin, Ricin, or Poison in a Pen
Radioactive Isotopes like Polonium Two-TEN!
Or a good old fashioned Putin-SHOOTIN'!
Commie dictator Hu Jin-tao
Should be TRAMPLED upon by a RABID sow!
Upon that Red Chinky PIG
His 800 pound COUSIN'LL dance a JIG
Let us now at Hu's GRAVESTONE bow!
'Lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL
Should be made to take a strychnine PILL!
Or given an ENEMA of DRAINO
Which whould give Kim a PAIN-O!
Or be pickled with LYE in DILL!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
That HOOK-NOSED little CAD!
His ugly head should be REMOVED with a saw
The bloody neck-STUMP left TERRIBLY raw!
That's what he gets for being MAD and BAD!
I summoned a VICIOUS JINN
To EXTERMINATE Osama bin-Laden!
Every bit of Osama's skin
Was FLAYED OFF by the Jinn
Then Osama's CARCASE THROWN into a VAT of GIN!!!!!
That FOUR-EYED FUCK al-Zawahiri named Ayman
I threw to a HUNGRY 14-FOOT CAIMAN!
The SEDULOUS reptile
With a TOOTHY smile
Proceeded to CHEW UP Ayman who was SCREAMIN'!
I never met a MUSLIM I didn't like,
Especially if its HEAD was STUCK UPON a pike!
Their FILTHY ROTTEN guts
Tied up into knots
And BOWLING with the SEVERED HEAD of their TYKE!!!!!
[or: Their carcases DRAGGED along with a MOTORBIKE!]
AND FOR EQUAL TIME,
The RABID RIGHT-WINGNUT CHRISTIAN RIGHT
Are upon the Good Earth an UNSIGHTLY BLIGHT!
Upside down their carcases I'd TOSS
Then nail their carcases upon the CROSS
And let FIRE ANTS upon their carcases BITE!!!!!
[or: Pluck their EYES out to DEPRIVE them of SIGHT!]
HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT DUHbya and minions/cohorts, Putin and minions/cohorts, Hu and minions/cohorts, Kim and minions/cohorts, Ahmadinejad and minions/cohorts, bin-Laden/Zawahiri and their minions/cohorts, muslims/right-wingnut christian rightists and their minions/cohorts!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush, etc. TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!
posted by Raymond Funamoto at 4:17 PM
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