FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!!! JUST THREE LIMERICKS TODAY, STARTING WITH ONE TO COMMEMORATE THE FRIDAY OPENING OF ZHANG YIMOU'S Curse of the Golden Flower:

There once was a Li named Gong
Who loved to munch on Chinky dong!
She would play with many cocks
Even when knitting her own socks
And bursting into a raucous SING-SONG!

OR FOR The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murdering International War Criminal, Jingoistic Demagogue, World's Number ONE Terrorist, Paranoiac Psychopath and Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Wracked Drunkard and Druggie, Sadistic and Perverted Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD:

CHIMPya, that sedulous ape
Hunky males' anuses he loved to RAPE!
'Till his butt-boy ate some old grits
That gave 'em the RUNNY SHITS!
So CHIMPya had to watch a GAY SEX tape!!!!!

FINALLY, A PAEAN TO Dame Edith Sitwell or Evans, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER, Blithe Spirit by Sir Noel Coward, and Dame Margaret Rutherford as the Spirit Guide Madame Arcati:

Dame Edith, with a harrumph, a hem, and a haw,
Hauled off, & SOCKED Madame Arcati in her jaw!
"To relieve mine ennui, boredom and tedium,
My PATER said to 'Always STRIKE a HAPPY medium!'
And OF COURSE, I STRICTLY OBEY mine DEAR PAPA!"

HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL! EXCEPT Bush & Co., ESPECIALLY THAT GAP-TOOTHED BABOON, Condom-Lesser Minute Rice-Queen of
SHIT-ba, WHO HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO ARROGANTLY AND STUPIDLY SAY THAT "the investment in U.S. lives and dollars will be worth it..." WORTH IF FOR THE BUSINESSES PROFITING FROM THE WAR IN Iraq, LIKE Halliburton AND Rice, Bush, Cheney, Dumbsfailed, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM's CRONIES...
"A TRILLION FOR A WAR IN Iraq, A TRILLION FOR Bush's CRONIES, THAT'S THE WAY THE MONEY GOES, "POP!" GOES The CHIMPya!!!!!" FUCK YOU, "Doctor" Rice, "DOCTOR BUTCHER,
MEDICAL DEVIANT(M.D.)" AND FUCK ALL YOU MISERABLE SEWER RAT republican HYENA-SHITS and Bush LACKEYS AS WELL!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!