TODAY, JUST A SHORT COMMENTARY ON ONE OF THE FIRST POOCHES--NO, NOT Barney, BUT Laura Bush--
Laura, Laura, remember what happened to Elena Ceausescu who was lined up alongside her husband Nicolae against the wall at Targoviste, Vlad Dracula's old Wallachian Domain and stamping grounds, and LIQUIDATED, SHOT TO DEATH, EXTERMINATED LIKE THE STINKING SEWER RATS she and her DESPOT-TYRANT hubby were!!!!! Elena WET HER PANTS with fear and SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER and RAN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF and had to be PHYSICALLY RESTRAINED before being SHOT!!!!! So, Laura, WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR DRUG- and DRINK- ADDLED YAP ABOUT YOUR Bushie's approval ratings being down due to the press's fault, REMEMBER THAT YOU, Laura, and CHIMPya- DUMBya-DUHbya EMINENTLY QUALIFY for Elena and Nicolae Ceausescu STATUS, SO YOU HAD BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AND DO, AND:
"You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's BEEN naughty and nice.
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
He sees you when you're TIPPLING.
He knows when you've SHOT DOPE.
He knows if you've been BAD or good,
So be good for goodness sake--YOU BETTER HOPE!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN.
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!"
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!