Sunday, December 31, 2006

SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!! WELL, THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST FOR 2006, THIS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2006!!!!! WE HAD THREE DEATHS DURING THE LAST WEEK, James Brown, Gerald R. Ford and Saddam Hussein--WHAT A SURPRISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF ALL THREE BODIES WERE SWITCHED AND Ford TURNED UP AT Brown's FUNERAL, Brown TURNED UP AT Saddam's FUNERAL, and Saddam TURNED UP AT Ford's FUNERAL!!!!! QUITE A RUCKUS WOULD HAVE ENSUED, INDEED!!!!! I HAD A STRANGE DREAM LAST NIGHT IN WHICH Torticola Brainiac Dickless B(ugger) Cheney APPEARED IN MY DREAM AND PLACED HIS HAND ON MY BACK AND BEGGED MY FORGIVENESS FOR ALL HIS SINS AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA, AND I TOLD HIM, "I'll THINK About It..." WELL, I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, Cheney, AND MY ANSWER IS "FUCK, NO, YOU EVIL TWIST-NECKED TICK-TOCK-MAN AND FUCKING PIECE OF LYING republican HYENA-SHIT AND UNMITIGATED CREEP, MASS MURDERING INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMINAL LIKE CHIMPya & Co., LIAR AND TRESPASSER AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, HABEAS CORPUS, THE GENEVA CONVENTION AND OTHER FREEDOMS OF AMERICANS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. YOU AND DUMBya MUST PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR INFAMY AND PERFIDY, AND PREPARE YOURSELVES, ALONG WITH ALL YOUR COHORTS AND MINIONS, TO SUFFER Saddam Hussein's FATE, i.e., A NECKTIE PARTY FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!! ON THAT HAPPY NOTE, A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007 FOR EVERYBODY OUT THERE, EXCEPT FOR DUHbya and The Bush Crime Family, Cheney, Rove, Rice, Dumbsfailed, Wolfowitz, Snow, McClellan,
Addington, Yoo, ALL republicans AND THEIR SUPPORTERS/COHORTS/MINIONS!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVERY ETERNALLY BE FOR ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!
I will be taking a couple of weeks break from posting my DAILY DOSES OF POSITIVE THOUGHT to take care of PRESSING MATTERS effective 01-01-2007. WILL GET BACK TO YOU ALL SOON(I hope!!!!!)

Saturday, December 30, 2006

WOULDN'T IT BE A SIGHT FOR Gerald Ford's COFFIN AT THE CAPITOL ROTUNDA TO START BUMPING AND SHAKING, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, FOR Saddam Hussein TO THROW BACK THE LID OF THE COFFIN, SIT UP, FIX HIS GLAZED DEAD EYES UPON CHIMpya AND THE OTHER CREEPS IN THE LINE OF MOURNERS AND SCREAM "HELLO, EVERYBODY!!!" Torticola Brainiac Cheney's TICK-TOCK-TICKER WOULD IMMEDIATELY BLOW A GASKET, EXPLODE, AND Cheney WOULD DROP DEAD, DUMBya WOULD SHIT AND PISS HIMSELF AND GO "HAAMAA HAAMAA HAAMAA..." INSTANTLY LOSING WHAT LITTLE HE HAS OF HIS PEANUT BRAIN AND BECOMING INSANE, MAD AS A HATTER(though he is already CERTIFIABLY CRAZY!)SO THAT THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS COME TO TAKE HIM AWAY, AND NANCY PELOSI BECOMES THE FIRST ITALIAN-AMERICAN AND WOMAN TO BECOME "MADAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!" Saddam Hussein's REVIVED, BROKEN-NECKED CORPSE IS GIVEN THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR AND A JOB RIPPING THE HEADS OFF OF Bush's FAMILY, CRONIES, ALLIES(in the administration, the congress, the media and the nation) WITH HIS GANG OF REVIVIFIED ZOMBIE-GHOULS, TO WIT, Poppy George H.W. Bush 41, Current Elder of the Bush Crime Family and Mommy Hag-Barbara Bush, Laura, Barney, Jeb, ALL THE Bushes, Condom-Lesser Minute Rice Queen of SHIT-ba the Gap-Toothed Baboon, Don Fuck-A-Duck Dumbsfailed, Tony Colostomy-Shit-Bag-Man Snow-JOB, David Poison Adder-ington, John "Gook" Yoo, Inquisitor General Alberto VO5 Gonzalves-Gonzales, Paul "Ugly FUCK" Wolfowitz, ALL FUCKING republican FUDGE PACHYDERMS, ESPECIALLY Neo-Cons, AND LET US NOT FORGET THE POTENTIAL SEEDS OF EVIL WHO ARE SEEKING TO RUN IN 2008, NAMELY: John H. Cox-SUCKER of Illinois, Michael Charles Smith & WESSON of Oregon, Sam "Poisonous Spider and Right- Wingnut-Job" Brownback of Kansas, Jim GILL(man)more of Virginia, Rudy "Wop Guinea Dago Bastard" Giuliani of New York, Duncan "Fascist Fuckhead" Hunter of California, John "Flip-Flop-Hypocrite-Turncoat-Lying-Traitor" McCain of Arizona, Tommy "Inept UGLY-FUCK" Thompson of Wisconsin, "Eye of" Newt "Right Wingnut-JOB Adulterous LYING FASCIST FUCK" Gingrich of Georgia, Chuck "FUCK A DUCK" Hagel of Nebraska, Mike "Cracker JACK-OFF Redneck White Trailer Trash Scum" Huckabee of Arkansas, Frank "N FARTER" Keating of Oklahoma, George "Pack-Wacky GOOMBAH" Pataki of New York, Mitt "Scarecrow of" Romney "Marsh", Tom "VILE FUCKING FASCIST JINGOISTIC DEMAGOGUE SCUM" Tancredo, Michael "KIKE-YID-QUEER" Bloomberg, who may run as an Independent, BUT ANY RICH FUCKING SCUM LIKE Perot DESERVES THE SAME BRONX CHEER WITH SHIT ADDED!!!!! ALSO LET US NOT FORGET THE MEDIA AND RELIGIOUS SCUM LIKE Rush Limburger, Ann CoulterGEIST, Michelle Vile FILI-penis SLANT Malkin, Bill Orally-O'Reilly, Victor Davis Hanson, Melanie Morgan, Jack Burkman, Ed Rogers, Bill Bennett, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Tony Perkins, Richard Viguerie, Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch, Richard Mellon Scaife, Donald Trump!, EVERYONE AT Fox News, Tony Blankley, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM--Karl Rove, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!!!!! Saddam's CORPSE, AFTER PULLING OFF ALL THE PREVIOUS AND MANY OTHERS TO COMES NECKS', PULLS YOUR FAT NECK OFF AND DOES WHAT HE DID TO THE OTHERS' NECKS' AS WELL--SHITS DOWN THEM!!!!!
POE, AND Saddam, YOU ARE AVENGED!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER AND ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!!! WHILE THE REST OF AMERICA UTTERS UNDESERVED PAEANS OF PRAISE FOR Leslie Lynch King Jr. aka Gerald Rudolph Ford, 38th President of the United States of America, WHO DIED ON DECEMBER 26, 2006, ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS DAY, I EXCORIATE THE DUMB CLOD, WHO PARDONED THE COMMON CRIMINAL Richard Milhous Nixon and LAUNCHED THE CAREERS OF TWO OTHER UNCOMMON INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMINALS, Donald Dumbsfailed and Torticola Brainiac Dick-LESS B(ugger) Cheney!!!!! WHEN Ford, WHO LOOKED LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN Homer Simpson(TM) and Frankenstein's Monster, WAS NOT BUSY BEING SHOT AT BY THE TWO VILE BITCHES WHO COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH TO HIT THE SIDE OF A BARN, HE WAS TRIPPING OVER HIS FEET LIKE THE CLUMSY STUMBLE-BUM HE WAS!!!!! SO I SHED NO TEARS FOR THE HYENA-SHIT republican Ford WAS, AND NO POST-MORTEM MEA CULPA SAYING CHIMPya-DUMBsfailed-TorticolaCheney WERE WRONG TO GO INTO Iraq WILL WIPE Ford's SLATE CLEAN, FOR HE STILL AT LEAST IN PUBLIC SUPPORTED DUMBya and Co., AND THAT PUTS HIM ON MY SHIT-LIST FOREVER!!!!! AS I HAVE SAID MANY TIMES, AND WILL KEEP ON SAYING MANY MORE, "THE ONLY GOOD republican--IS A DEAD republican!!!" THAT GOES FOR "The Great(Clod) Communicator" Ronald Wilson Reagan, WHO ALSO RECEIVED UNDESERVED PAEANS OF PRAISE BOTH DURING LIFE AND AFTER HE DIED SHITTING HIMSELF AND SOILING HIS DIAPERS!!!!! WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF HYENA-SHIT republicans, THREE WHO ARE PLANNING ON RUNNING IN 2008, Willard Mitt "Scarecrow of"Romney "Marsh" aka Dr. Sin, John Sidney "Flip-Flop-Hypocrite" McCain III, Rudolph "Hess" William Louis Giuliani III, KBE(Honourary WOP-GUINEA-DAGO Knight of the British Empire, Conferred Upon His Greasy Grinning Head by Her Royal Majesty, the STODGY Queen Elizabeth II for his 9/11 Efforts), THESE TRAITORS TO THE DEMOCRACY OF AMERICA AND ITS CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS AND HABEAS CORPUS MUST BE STOPPED, SO I WILL DEVOTE EQUAL TIME TO EXCORIATING THESE republican FUCKS ALONG WITH THAT TRAITOR DUHbya AND HIS ILK!!!!!
FLASH!!!!! Poor Saddam WAS HANGED TODAY, FRIDAY,
DECEMBER 29, 2006 AFTER BEING TRIED AT A KANGAROO COURT IN Iraq MANIPULATED BY CHIMPya and Co. of the Bush Crime Family!!!!! Bush, YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF republican HYENA-SHIT, WILL YOU HAVE THE SAME FORTITUDE THAT Saddam, DESPOT-TYRANT THAT HE WAS, SHOWED BEFORE BEING EXECUTED, OR WILL YOU, WHEN FACED WITH THE SAME FATE AT THE WORLD COURT AT THE HAGUE, DO THE SAME IMPRESSION YOU DID WHILE Governor of Texas, OF Carla Faye Tucker, TO WIT,
YOUR FAG-LIPS PURSED IN A SIMPERING DESPERATION, "Please...Don't Kill Me..." WILL YOU ACT LIKE Elena Ceausescu AND PISS YOURSELF IN FEAR WHILE SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND, WAVING YOUR ARMS AROUND LIKE THE COWARDLY QUEER YOU ARE AND THEY HAVE TO PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN YOU AND TAKE YOU FOR YOUR NECKTIE PARTY, HMMMMMM? Saddam DIED LIKE A BRAVE DESPOT BUT YOU WILL SHIT YOUR TROUSERS WITH YOUR SMELLY republican DUNG AND PISS YOURSELF AND WILL DO THE SAME WHEN YOUR MISERABLE SCRAWNY NECK IS SNAPPED BY THE HANGMAN'S NOOSE!!!!! MORE TO COME IN FOLLOWING DAYS, BUT BEFORE I FORGET, ALSO, A BIG "FUCK YOU" TO Donald Trump, THE SNAKE-OIL SALESMAN, PIMP AND PENNILESS CREEP, WIG-TOUPEE-WEARING PIECE OF republican HYENA-SHIT FUCKHEAD--SUE ME IF YOU CAN, Trump YOU MOTHER-FUCKING CRIMINAL LEECH AND PARASITE UPON SOCIETY!!!!! MORE TO COME ON EXCORIATING AND HEAPING VITRIOL UPON VARIOUS MISCREANTS IN DAYS AND YEAR 2007 TO COME!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!
P.S.: HAPPY WEEKEND AND HAPPY COMING NEW YEAR, ALL!!!!! EXCEPT CHIMPya and Co.!!!!!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

JUST A PLEASANT AFTER-CHRISTMAS THOUGHT BEFORE NEW YEAR'S--IF ONLY I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME AND HAVE TWISTED THE RESPECTIVE UMBILICAL CORDS AROUND THE NECKS OF THE FETUSES OF: Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Mao Tse-tung, Kim Il-Sung(thereby getting rid of 'lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL at the same time, TWO GOOKS with ONE TWIST), Josef Stalin, Vladimir Putin, Hu Jin-tao, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush(thereby getting rid of the Bush "Generation of Vipers" THOUGH I COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT BY GETTING RID OF CHIMPya's Great Grandpappy's fetus!), Karl Rove, Condom-lesser Minute Rice, Don Dumbsfailed, John Yoo, David Addington, Alberto VO5 Gonzales, Torticola Dick-Less Cheney, all the GROTESQUE and ARABESQUE GARGOYLE FETUSES of SEWER-RAT republicans and CORRUPT democrats like LBJ and the rat-faced Kennedy Clan-TO-BE! ALL WHILE THEY LAY HELPLESS AND NOT-EVIL? IN THEIR RESPECTIVE WOMBS? DON'T COUNT ON IT!!!! REMEMBER, CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya IS THE ANTICHRIST, 666, THE GREAT BEAST, AND HE WAS EVIL EVEN BEFORE HE WAS BORN--THEREFORE MY "PRE-EMPTIVE UMBILICAL CORD GARROTE TWISTING ACTION" TO PREVENT EVIL FROM BEING UNLEASHED UPON THIS WORLD BY STIFLING THE EVIL UNBORN SEED TO BE!!!!!!
IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT CHUBBY CHECKER, and WITH REGARD TO EVIL FETUSES, LET US TAKE THEIR UMBILICAL CORDS AND...

"Come on let's TWIST again,
like we did last summer!
Yeaaah, let's TWIST again,
like we did last year!

Do you remember when,
things were really hummin',
Yeaaah, let's TWIST again,
TWISTIN' time is here!"

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Everybody, EXCEPT The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass-Murdering International War Criminal and World's Number ONE Terrorist, Jingoistic Demagogue and Nascissistic Personality Disorder-Racked Sociopath, Psychopathic Paranoiac Sadist and Homosexual Sodomist, Snobbish Arrogant Elitist and Useless Pathetic Crybaby, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya the TURD and HIS FUCKING BushLAND UBER ALLIES!!!!! MAY THEY ALL BE HUNG NAKED UPSIDE DOWN AND KILLED LIKE Benito Mussolini OR LINED UP AGAINST THE WALL AND SHOT like Nicolae Ceausescu!!!!!
HOORAY FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THOUGHT,
OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHTS AND RULES OF LAW UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE BILL OF RIGHTS, THE MAGNA CARTA, HABEAS CORPUS, THE GENEVA CONVENTION, AND OF COURSE, COMMON DECENCY, NONE OF WHICH THAT CRAZY FUCKHEAD Bush AND his BushLAND UBER ALLIES NEITHER BELIEVE IN NOR OBEY--FOR THAT TRANSGRESSION, DIVINE RETRIBUTION AND THE TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD OF A BOLT OF LIGHTNING PUNISHMENT IS LOOMING FOR Bush & Cheney FIRST, THEN THE OTHER FUCKS LIKE Rice, Rove, Gonzales, Addington, Yoo, Dumbsfailed, Ashcroft, Tenet, Armitage, Powell, Wolfowitz, Perle, Snow, McClellan, Frist, Lott, McCain, DeLay, Hastert, Boehner, Blunt, McConnell, Graham, Kyl, Stevens, Cubin, Harris, Dole, CoulterGEIST, Malkin, Limburger, O'Reilly, Kristol, Bennett, Frum, Hanson, Morgan, Negroponte, Schwarzenegger(GOD already BROKE HIS FUCKING NAZI LEG--IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FUCKING Nazi NECK!), Hunter, Tancredo, Chambliss, Cornyn, Inhofe, Lieberman, Reynolds, Shays, Donald Trump THAT FUCKING PARASITE OF SOCIETY AND LEPROUS CARBUNCLE UPON THE BODY OF MAN, bin Laden, al-Zawahiri, Ahmadinejad, Putin, Tao, 'lil Kim, Castro, Mugabe, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM, ALL THESE SCUM AND SOME OTHERS I WILL NAME AT MY LEISURE AS I REMEMBER THEM, WILL ALL BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AS SURE AS MY NAME IS... BORIS KARLOFF--Oops! I MEAN, BELA LUGOSI--Darn! TOD SLAUGHTER--Ha! Ha! I NOW PRONOUNCE A HOLIDAY CHEER GEAS AND CURSE UPON THESE SCUM, COMPOUNDED WITH MUCH TRAVAIL AND EXCRUCIATING SUFFERING OF PHYSICAL AND/OR MENTAL PAIN, WHICHEVER IS THE GREATER FELT BY THESE SCUM!!!!! I AIM THE BOLT OF LIGHTNING FROM THE BLUE FIRST UPON Bush and Cheney--FEEL GODS' AND MINE WRATH, SCUM!!!!!
SO MOTE IT BE!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Friday, December 22, 2006

FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!!! JUST THREE LIMERICKS TODAY, STARTING WITH ONE TO COMMEMORATE THE FRIDAY OPENING OF ZHANG YIMOU'S Curse of the Golden Flower:

There once was a Li named Gong
Who loved to munch on Chinky dong!
She would play with many cocks
Even when knitting her own socks
And bursting into a raucous SING-SONG!

OR FOR The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murdering International War Criminal, Jingoistic Demagogue, World's Number ONE Terrorist, Paranoiac Psychopath and Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Wracked Drunkard and Druggie, Sadistic and Perverted Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD:

CHIMPya, that sedulous ape
Hunky males' anuses he loved to RAPE!
'Till his butt-boy ate some old grits
That gave 'em the RUNNY SHITS!
So CHIMPya had to watch a GAY SEX tape!!!!!

FINALLY, A PAEAN TO Dame Edith Sitwell or Evans, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER, Blithe Spirit by Sir Noel Coward, and Dame Margaret Rutherford as the Spirit Guide Madame Arcati:

Dame Edith, with a harrumph, a hem, and a haw,
Hauled off, & SOCKED Madame Arcati in her jaw!
"To relieve mine ennui, boredom and tedium,
My PATER said to 'Always STRIKE a HAPPY medium!'
And OF COURSE, I STRICTLY OBEY mine DEAR PAPA!"

HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL! EXCEPT Bush & Co., ESPECIALLY THAT GAP-TOOTHED BABOON, Condom-Lesser Minute Rice-Queen of
SHIT-ba, WHO HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO ARROGANTLY AND STUPIDLY SAY THAT "the investment in U.S. lives and dollars will be worth it..." WORTH IF FOR THE BUSINESSES PROFITING FROM THE WAR IN Iraq, LIKE Halliburton AND Rice, Bush, Cheney, Dumbsfailed, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM's CRONIES...
"A TRILLION FOR A WAR IN Iraq, A TRILLION FOR Bush's CRONIES, THAT'S THE WAY THE MONEY GOES, "POP!" GOES The CHIMPya!!!!!" FUCK YOU, "Doctor" Rice, "DOCTOR BUTCHER,
MEDICAL DEVIANT(M.D.)" AND FUCK ALL YOU MISERABLE SEWER RAT republican HYENA-SHITS and Bush LACKEYS AS WELL!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

"Aroint thee, FAT-FUCK Rove! The rump-fed CHIMPya cries..." THE FULL SEGMENT, WITH APOLOGIES TO THE LATE, GREAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, WHOM DUMBya HAS PRESUMABLY READ SO MUCH OF, IS:
"A HUNKY sailor's SWOLLEN NUTS BULGED from his mouth,
And the sailor's LONG, FAT COCK CHIMPya munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd.-
'Give me,' quoth I:
'Aroint thee, FAT-FUCK Rove! The rump-fed CHIMPya cries.
Her Laura's to Crawford(Joan) gone, master o' the Barney:
But in a TAMPON I'll thither JAM,
And like a SEWER rat without a tail,
I'll DOO-DOO, I'll DOO-DOO, and I'll DOO-DOO.

Second Witch(Cheney): I'll give thee a FART wind.

First Witch(Rove): Thou'rt kind.

Third Witch(Gonzales): And I another. BLAPPPP! Oops! SHIT too!

SKIP to First Witch(Rove): Here I have a HUNKY TOPGUN pilot's ANUS,
Wreck'd as homeward I DID COME in it!

DRUM WITHIN

Third Witch(Gonzales): A drum, a drum!
MacBUSH doth come.

DUHbya, JACKING OFF HIS PUNY COCK, enters with
Dumsfailed(Banquo)

SKIP TO MacBUSH: Speak if ya can, whatre ya?

First Witch(Rove): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, LIMP OF WRIST!

Second Witch(Cheney): All HEIL, MacBUSH! HEIL to thee, MINCING QUEER FAIRY!

Third Witch(Gonzales): All HEIL, MacBUSH! Thou SHALT BE KING hereafter!

SKIP TO First Witch(Rove): HEIL!

Second Witch(Cheney): HEIL!

Third Witch(Gonzales): HEIL!

SKIP TO Hecate(Condom-LESSER Minute Rice): BLACK spirits and white, red spirits and gray;
Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may.

EXIT Hecate

Second Witch(Cheney): By the THUMBING of my PRICK,
SOMETHING WICKED this way COMES...UUUUHHHHHH....
Open, COCKS,
Whoever FOCKS.

ENTER MacBUSH

MacBUSH: How now, ya TOP secret, MELAMPYGOS black-assed, midnight-COWBOY hags?
Whatcha' DOO-DOO?

All: A DOOD without a name..."

MORE TO COME ON THE ANTICS OF MacBUSH and THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS Rove, Cheney and Gonzales!!!!!

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"We are not winning, we are not losing..." THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING, CHIMPya? "Everybody's trying to write the history of this administration even before its over. I'm reading about George Washington still...My attitude is, if they're still analyzing number one, 43 ought not to worry about it, and just do what he think(sic) is right, and make the tough choices necessary..." AS FAR AS AMERICA IS CONCERNED, DUMBya, YOUR FUCKING REIGN, YOUR FUCKING ADMINISTRATION MADE OF SHIT IS OVER!!!!! THE "NUMBER ONE" THEY ARE ANAL-IZING IS
THE SMELLY PISS THE LATE, GREAT GEORGE WASHINGTON IS "GOLDEN SHOWERING" YOU WITH, YA
DOPE!!!!! I SEE THAT YOU, DUHbya, HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR OWN INFAMOUS NAME, George Walker Bush, SO YOU REFERRED TO YOURSELF AS "FORTY-THREE"! YOUR NAME SHOULD BE "NUMBER TWO," i.e., SHIT!!!!! MAYHAPS YOU ARE READING ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON WHILE MOVING YOUR LIPS, SO THAT IS WHY YOU ARE TAKING SO FUCKING LONG IN READING ABOUT ALL THE PRESIDENTS? HMMMMMM? "Do what he THINK is right?" WHY, Bush, YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE DUNCE, BOMBASTIC IMBECILE, ARROGANT IGNORAMUS, FOOL AND SIMPLETON, GORMLESS HALFWIT, COCKSUCKING IDIOT, QUEER RETARD, "Make the tough choices necessary?" GO AND LICK A LEPER'S FESTERING ANUS UNTIL YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEGINS TO BLEED, YOU MOTHERFUCKING MORON!!!!! THE SO-CALLED "UNITARY EXECUTIVE," "COMMANDER-IN-THIEF" AND "THE DECIDER," The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murdering International War Criminal and Jingoistic Demagogue, Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Wracked Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD and his two Court Jesters, Inquisitor General Alberto VO5 Gonzalves-Gonzales and that DETESTABLE GOOK SCUM John "Yoo-Hoo-I-Spy-On-You" Yoo, the author of TORTURE memos and IDIOT-ideologue of the DESPICABLE PATRIOT ACT's CRIMINAL AND ILLEGAL PARTS as well as the Unitary Executive PROPAGANDA and ILLEGAL UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHICANERY AND VILE MACHINATIONS against THE GENEVA CONVENTION AND AMERICA'S FREEDOMS AS WELL AS OTHER HIGH CRIMES ARE A SORRY SIGHT, THIS UNHOLY THREE!!!!! Said Bush, "My actions have caused the deaths of young men and women in the military..." BUT DID Bush FEEL EVEN A WHIT OF PITY OR COMPASSION FOR THE FALLEN AMERICAN SOLDIERS--NONE AT ALL, THE INHUMAN MURDERING SOCIOPATH NAZI-FASCIST SCUM!!!!! MAY YOU DIE A TRILLION DEATHS FOR EVERY FALLEN AMERICAN SOLDIER WHO PAID FOR YOUR FOLLY WITH THEIR LIFE, MAY YOU SUFFER A TRILLION VICIOUS EXCRUCIATING PAINS FOR EVERY ONE WOUND THAT AN AMERICAN SOLDIER HAS SUFFERED, AND MAY YOU BE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE DIED A TRILLION DEATHS TO DIE AGAIN AND SUFFER ENDLESS HELLISH TORTURE, NEVER TO FIND ETERNAL PEACE IN THE BOWELS OF FLAMING AND FREEZING HELL, ALONG WITH YOUR EMPTY AIRHEADED CUNT-BITCH OF A STEPFORD-WIFE, the second "first pooch," Laura, MURDERING CUNT IN HER YOUTH OF HER BOYFRIEND, YOUR HAG OF A MUDDER AND WIMP BUT MURDERING SCUM OF A POPPY 41, Torticola Cheney, FAT FUCK Rove, Gap-Tooth Condom Rice, VO5 Gonzalves-Gonzales, EXCREABLE Kim-Chee Breath Gook Yoo, Poison Adderington, Dumbsfailed, Wolfowitz, McClellan-Snow, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM, supporters in the media like Coultergeist, Orally-O'Reilly, Filipenis Malkin, Shattered-Crystal Kristol, Great Clod Bennett, ALL FUCKING republican HYENA-SHIT SCUMBAGS!!!!! DEATH AND ETERNAL UNENDING TORTURE FOR ALL YOU MISERABLE ASSFUCKS AND FUDGE-PACHYDERM SHIT-STABBERS!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

"AVAST YE CHIMPya, YA SCURVY RAT! BELAY YA BILGE AN' LET DA' SIX JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF DO THEIR WORK INSTEAD OF YA BLASTED HORNSWAGGLE AN' SODDING
TOMFOOLERY!!!!!" So said THE SKELETAL REVENANT Van der Decken aka "The Flying Dutchman" to the Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murdering International War Criminal and Jingoistic Demagogue, Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Wracked Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD!!!!! DUMBya IS TRYING TO SEND MORE TROOPS INTO Iraq IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO GAIN A TEMPORARY RESPITE, WHICH WILL FAN THE FLAMES OF SECTARIAN CIVIL WAR EVEN MORE--THE JOINT CHIEFS WISELY ARE DEFYING "The Commander-In-Thief," "THE DECIDER," WHO DECIDED UPON THE WRONG COURSE OF ACTION AND SO INVITED THE GHASTLY REBUKE FROM THE BONY FLYING DUTCHMAN, WHO SHOULD MAKE DUHbya "WALK THE PLANK" FOR HIS HIGH CRIMES AGAINST THE AMERICAN AND Iraqi PEOPLE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!! "KEELHAUL THIS LILY-LIVERED PANTYWAIST CHIMPya BUT FIRST FLOG YE FLESH OFF HIS YELLA-STRIPED BACK WIF' YE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS TIPPED WIF' RAZOR WIRE!!!!!" PIPED IN THE WALKING CORPSE, DAVY JONES, WHO HAD LINKED ARMS WITH THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!!! DUMBya WAS IN FOR RUM, SODOMY AND THE LASH--HE PREFERRED RUM AND SODOMY, OF COURSE, BEING THE DRUNKEN QUEER HE ALWAYS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE--DUHbya WILL BE GETTING HIS UP HIS BUNGHOLE COURTESY OF THE TWO LONG SKELETAL COCKS DRIPPING YELLOW AND GREEN CORRUPTION AND PUTRESCENCE, FROM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND DAVY JONES!!!!!
CHIMPya, the Sedulous Ape
His anus was the object of RAPE
By the two SEAFARING GHOULS
THESE REVENANTS WERE NO FOOLS!
They kept their crumbling bony TOOLS together with CELLO TAPE!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Monday, December 18, 2006

IF YOU'RE "THE DECIDER", Bush, YOU FUCKING STUPID MORON, HURRY UP AND DECIDE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO IN Iraq INSTEAD OF STANDING AROUND JACKING OFF IN PUBLIC AND ARROGANTLY SAYING "DON'T RUSH ME..." YOU'VE HAD FOUR YEARS TO MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING PEA-BRAIN--SO DON'T WASTE ANOTHER AMERICAN SOLDIER'S LIFE FOR YOUR FUCKING EGO!!!!!
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER-WRACKED SOCIOPATH WHO CAN "NEVER BE WRONG", EVEN IF AMERICAN SERVICEMEN ARE DYING DAILY FOR YOUR MISERABLE LEGACY--WELL, FUCK YOU, Bush, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE JINGOISTIC DEMAGOGUE, MASS-MURDERING INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMINAL, SADISTIC BULLY AND COWARDLY MANIACAL FIEND, YOU EVIL Hitler-Nazi-Beast and Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD!!!!! YOU AND Torticola Cheney AND THE REST OF YOU EVIL FUCKS ARE GOING TO GET WHAT'S COMIN' TA YA ALL!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!! I SEE THAT IN ADDITION TO Tony "Rat-Face" Blair WHO IS ON HIS WAY OUT OF No. 10 Downing Street address SOON, THE TWO SLAVISH BUTT-BOYS John "FIFTH STOOGE" Howard (along with LARRY FINE, MOE & SHEMP & CURLEY HOWARD) B.M.(Bowel Movement) of Australia, DISHONEST Abe Shintaro of Japan ARE BUSY LICKING THE FOUL SHIT FROM CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya's ARSEHOLE BECAUSE THEY RELY ON THE NUCK-LEER AND MILITARY MIGHT UMBRELLA OF THE UNITED STATES TO KEEP THEM SAFE FROM North Korean TADPOLE-DONG MISSILES AND CHINK-Red China MISSILES, NUCK-LEER OR OTHERWISE, AND INVASION!!!!!
I SEE IN The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass-Murdering International War Criminal, Jingoistic Demagogue Racist and Narcissistic Personality Disorder-Ridden Sociopath, King George CHIMPya-DUMB-ya-DUHbya Bush the TURD, that CHIMPya's STARS IN HIS ASSTHROWILLOGICAL(Astrological) CHART PORTEND MUCH COMING TROUBLE AND TRAVAIL FOR DUMBya, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH DUHbya REFUSES TO CHANGE HIS STUBBORN AND DOGMATIC WAYS, HE WILL SOON BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE, "CUTTING AND RUNNING" AND "NOT STAYING THE COURSE" IN Iraq, AS SURELY AS THE BALEFUL COMET Arsinoue MADE Caltiki RISE FROM HIS MAYAN SINK-HOLE-PIT OF WATER, SO WILL Bush SHOW EVERYONE WHAT HE IS TRULY MADE OF--"Just a One Hundred Ninety-Five Pounds of SHIT!!!!!"
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

SATURDAY, SATURDAY!!!!! JUST A SHORT REVERIE TODAY ON HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO MAKE A STRING OF KOREAN-STYLE DRIED CROAKERS, FISH OF THE Sciaenidae Family, which includes drums, croakers, or hardheads so called for the repetitive throbbing, drumming or CROAKING sounds they make with the beating of their abdominal muscles against their swim bladders. THE CROAKERS ARE DRIED IN THE OPEN AIR UNDER THE SUN TIED WITH STRING AROUND THEIR RESPECTIVE HEADS AND ARRANGED IN A VERTICAL LINE, UP AND DOWN. HOW NICE, I THOUGHT, IT WOULD BE TO HAVE A LINE OF HUMAN, OR SHOULD I SAY, INHUMAN CROAKED-CROAKERS DRIED TO MUMMIES IN THE HOT SUN, OF
CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush, Torticola Brainiac Cheney, Karl Fat-Fuck Rove, Condom-lesser Useless Minute-Rice, Tony Colostomy-Shit-Bag Snow-JOB, Alberto VO5 Gonzales, Don Dumbsfailed(JUST BECAUSE YOU NO LONGER WORK FOR THE Bushies DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET OFF SCOT-FREE!), David Poison-Adder-ington, John Gook Yoo, Hook-Nose Ahmadinejad, Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, 'lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL, Vladimir Despot Rasputin-Putin, Hu Chink Jin-tao, Dishonest Abe Shintaro, Jock-strap Chirac, AND MANY OTHER CREEPS, ESPECIALLY FROM BIG OIL, DRUGS, ENERGY(COAL, etc.), THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, THE WHOLE Bush Family--"The Dynasty of Death", DESPOTS, TYRANTS, INHUMAN SCUM--THEY SHOULD ALL BE "CROAKED" INTO INHUMAN CROAKERS, STRUNG UP AND LEFT TURNING SLOWLY IN THE WIND, SO VILE THAT EVEN SHIT-FLIES AND THEIR MAGGOT PROGENY WOULD TURN THEIR SNOUTS UP AT THEM!!!!!
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT THE "CROAKERS" WHO DESERVED TO BE CROAKED!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Don Dumbsfailed bid his FINAL farewell(how many FINAL FAREWELLS IS THIS MISERABLE OLD FUCK GOING TO HAVE?) today along with CHIMPya Bush and Torticola Brainiac Cheney. "The Unholy Three", Dumbsfailed, DUMBya, and Torticola ALL WAGGED THEIR LYING FORKED TONGUES AND SPOUTED PSYCHOBABBLE GOBBLEDYGOOK, MEANINGLESS PRATTLE AND GROSSLY EXAGGERATED PLATITUDES ABOUT Dumbsfailed, WHO EXEMPLIFIED THE HEIGHT OF ARROGANT PRIDE AND UNDESERVED PRAISE WHEN DUHbya SAID Dumbsfailed "declined the honor of TIME magazine's 'Person of the Year' cover and instead asked that servicemen be pictured," I SHOOK MY HEAD(Cock-head,
THAT IS, after taking a PISS) AT THE UTTER LACK OF WISDOM OF THE TIME MAGAZINE STAFF--THEY WERE ACTUALLY PLANNING TO PUT Dumbsfailed AS "PERSON OF THE YEAR," WHICH CONFIRMS MY INSTINCTS THAT TIME MAGAZINE HAS GONE DOWN THE SHIT-CRAPPER OF COMMON SENSE AND WHY I DON'T SUBSCRIBE, BUY, NOR READ TIME ANYMORE!!!!! "PERSON OF THE YEAR," INDEED!!!!! "BOMBASTIC IMBECILE OF THE CENTURY," MORE LIKELY!!!!! SPEAKING ABOUT BOMBASTIC IMBECILES, The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Jingoistic Demagogue, Mass Murdering International War Criminal and Megalomaniacal Narcissistic Personality Disorder Racked Alcoholic Drug-Addled Sociopath King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD had that KNOWING SMIRK BACK ON HIS UGLY FACE AFTER HAVING BEEN "THUMPED" IN THE NOVEMBER 2006 ELECTIONS--Bush ALSO SAYS "he sleeps well," FOR A NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH AND CURRENT ACTIVE MEMBER(or PUTZ) OF "The Bush Dynasty of Death" HAS NO CLUE IN ITS OWN BEWILDERED MIND THAT IT IS DOING WRONG, MISTAKEN, INJURIOUS, CATASTROPHIC, DISASTROUS, PERNICIOUS, NOXIOUS, HURTFUL, BANEFUL, EVIL, MALICIOUS, ACTS--NO SENSE OF GUILT, REMORSE, ANGST, CONSCIENCE OR SOULFUL CONTEMPLATION--JUST THE VOID OF A SOULLESS EVIL SIMPLETON WHO IS OFTEN SEEN GAZING OUT AT THE WORLD AND PEOPLE TALKING TO HIM WITHOUT A WHIT OF EITHER COMPASSION OR WISDOM IN ITS BEADY LITTLE EYES AND SNEERING CROOKED YAP!!!!! TO GIVE JUST ONE EXAMPLE, Bush GAVE A ONE-ON-ONE TO THAT DEMENTED RIGHT-WING NUT CRANK Michael Crichton ON THE TOPIC OF GLOBAL WARMING--YEP, THEY BOTH DON'T BELIEVE IT IS HAPPENING, AND OF COURSE, A SOULLESS SOCIOPATH LIKE Bush WOULD TAKE ANY ARGUMENTS FROM A PSEUDO-SCIENTIST LIKE Crichton AND WRITER OF FICTION AS "THE GOSPEL TRUTH"--AS OPPOSED TO "THE ADMIRABLE CRICHTON", JAMES CRICHTON, THE SCOTTISH POLYMATH, Michael Crichton,
"The UNADMIRABLE Crichton," IS A RIGHT-WING NUT SUITABLE CASE FOR TREATMENT CRANK AS WELL AS BEING A FOURTH-RATE HACK GRAFFITI SCRABBLER WHO OFTEN HAS TO "STOOP TO CONQUER" THROUGH BASE DEFAMATION BECAUSE HE HAS NEITHER THE STRENGTH NOR WIT MENTALLY NOR ORALLY TO REFUTE HIS CRITICS, WHO, BY THE WAY, ARE 100% CORRECT IN THEIR VIEWS OF Crichton AS A LOON AND A KNAVE, A PREHYSTERICAL FOSSIL WHO BELONGS PERMANENTLY LODGED IN AMBER--"FOREVER AMBER," AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT Kathleen Winsor, EITHER!!!!!
HAPPY WEEKEND ALL(except Bush & Co.), KEITH OLBERMANN AND COUNTDOWN FOREVER!!!!! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

TODAY, JUST A SHORT COMMENTARY ON ONE OF THE FIRST POOCHES--NO, NOT Barney, BUT Laura Bush--
Laura, Laura, remember what happened to Elena Ceausescu who was lined up alongside her husband Nicolae against the wall at Targoviste, Vlad Dracula's old Wallachian Domain and stamping grounds, and LIQUIDATED, SHOT TO DEATH, EXTERMINATED LIKE THE STINKING SEWER RATS she and her DESPOT-TYRANT hubby were!!!!! Elena WET HER PANTS with fear and SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER and RAN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF and had to be PHYSICALLY RESTRAINED before being SHOT!!!!! So, Laura, WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR DRUG- and DRINK- ADDLED YAP ABOUT YOUR Bushie's approval ratings being down due to the press's fault, REMEMBER THAT YOU, Laura, and CHIMPya- DUMBya-DUHbya EMINENTLY QUALIFY for Elena and Nicolae Ceausescu STATUS, SO YOU HAD BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AND DO, AND:
"You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's BEEN naughty and nice.
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
He sees you when you're TIPPLING.
He knows when you've SHOT DOPE.
He knows if you've been BAD or good,
So be good for goodness sake--YOU BETTER HOPE!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN.
RETRIBUTION JUSTICE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!"
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

"I will not be RUSHED into a DECISION on a STRATEGY CHANGE...I have heard BOTH some INTERESTING IDEAS and SOME ideas THAT WOULD LEAD TO DEFEAT...AND I REJECT THOSE IDEAS...including LEAVING BEFORE THE JOB IS DONE..." SO SAID CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya, The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Mass Murderer and Jingostic Demagogue, International War Criminal and World's Number One Terrorist, King George W. Bush the TURD!!!!! The Commander-In-Thief, "The Decider," WHO HAS TAKEN FOUR YEARS TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO IN Iraq BECAUSE HE AND HIS MINION/COHORTS HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO IN Iraq, HAS SEALED THE FATE OF THOSE BRAVE AMERICAN SOLDIERS, MORE OF WHOM WILL DIE MISERABLY BECAUSE OF THIS MORONIC IMBECILE'S INTRANSIGENCE, UNYIELDING, DOGMATIC FANATICISM AND UNWAVERING, FOOLISH, MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT HE IS GOD'S CHOSEN "DECIDER" AND THAT HE CAN DO NO WRONG, AND IN HIS FUCKING SICK DELUDED PEA-BRAIN, THAT HE BELIEVES HE HAS DONE NO WRONG IN HIS ABSOLUTELY WRONG AND CATASTROPHIC DECISIONS LEADING TO THE FIASCO AND DISASTER THAT IS Iraq!!!!! "I will not be rushed!" "I reject those ideas!" "I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT AND NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!" WELL, Bush, WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ARE TELLING YOU, CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya TO GET OFF YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASS AND GET OUR TROOPS OUT OF Iraq TO PREVENT EVEN ONE MORE AMERICAN SOLDIER DYING FOR YOUR FOLLY AND EVIL, SELFISH MACHINATIONS!!!!! YOU FUCKING BOMBASTIC IMBECILE, DELUDED FOOL, SICK CRETIN, CRIMINAL SON-OF-A-WHORE, QUEER COCK-SUCKING BASTARD, MURDEROUS LYING RACIST, BEADY-EYED SADIST, BUMBLING IDIOT, DOGMATIC DEMAGOGUE, LYING LEPER-LICKER, WHEN HISTORY REMEMBERS YOU, "George W. Bush" WILL BE A NAME THAT WILL BE SYNONYMOUS WITH INFAMY AND YOU WILL BE A MERE COMMA, OR SHOULD I SAY, A MERE COLON, FULL OF republican LYING HYENA-SHIT!!!!! AS THE GREAT POET ALEXANDER POPE SAID IN HIS "An Essay on Criticism":
"For Fools Rush in Where Angels Fear to Tread" WELL, FOOL CHIMPya RUSHED INTO Iraq AND, IN THE WORDS OF BLOGGER dissent in The Huffington Post on 12/13/2006 at 08:56 pm,
"but [DUMBya] won't be rushed out." AND AS A RESULT, AS
ALEXANDER POPE OBSERVED IN "Elegy to the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady", "...Frequent Hearses Shall Besiege Your Gates" WITH THE BODIES OF OUR BRAVE AMERICAN SERVICEMEN, THANKS TO DUHbya's NON-DECIDING AND STUBBORN FAILURE TO COME TO GRIPS WITH REALITY AND HIS EGO!!!!! FOESAD, Bush!!!!! F(UCK) O(FF), E(AT)
S(HIT) A(ND) D(IE)!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

In the G(rand) O(ld) P(utz) tradition of the G(houlish) O(pportunistic)
P(aedophile) party, and in the TRADITION of his FATHER, Baghdad Bob and his mother, Axis Sally, Tony Colostomy-Shit-Bag-Man Snow-JOB's colostomy-shit-bag MUST HAVE BEEN OVERFLOWING with LYING HYENA SHIT BECAUSE IT CAME GUSHING OUT OF Tony the WALKING SHITBAG'S FILTHY MOUTH, EARS, EYES, NOSE, ARSE Oops! No arsehole--ALL SEWN UP, THERE!, COCK! CHIMPya "is the commander-in-chief Oops! I meant THIEF!" Shit-Bag-Man Tony DODGES THE PERTINENT, IMPORTANT QUESTIONS FROM THE PRESS CORPS WHILE JUGGLING WORDS, ATTACKING THE RIGHTFULLY PERSISTENT QUESTIONERS LIKE DAVID GREGORY OF NBC, AND SPOUTING HIS PSYCHOBABBLE GOBBLEDEGOOK LYING HYENA SHIT TO TRY AND CONFUSE THE ISSUE, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONFUSE BY ANY MORON WITH HALF A PEA-BRAIN IN THEIR NOGGIN--Oops! FORGOT ABOUT DUMBya, THERE!!!!!
ALONG WITH THE DEPARTURE OF Don Fuck-A-Duck Rum-GO
DUMBSFAILED, THAT HIDEOUS RICTUS SARDONICUS GRINNING GHOUL AND HEARTLESS, FUCKING ARROGANT PIECE OF republican HYENA SHIT, THE republican SCUM WHO LOST THEIR SENATE AND REPRESENTATIVE SEATS IN CONGRESS LIKE Conrad Burns, Rick Santorum, Mike DeWine, George Allen, Jim Talent, J.D. Hayworth, PERMANENTLY VACATED THEIR OFFICES--GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!!! BY THE BY, THAT COMMON CRIMINAL AND ODIOUS LITTLE CREEP Tom DeLay, WHO WILL BE HEADING FOR AN EXTENDED PRISON VISIT WHERE HE WILL BE USING HIS TOUPEE TO WIPE THE BLOOD FROM HIS FILTHY RAPED ANUS WHICH WILL BE THE RECIPIENT OF AN AIDS-FILLED SEMEN CREAMPIE FROM THE LOVING FELLOW INMATES, HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO CREATE A BLOG--WHY THAT CREEP COULDN'T RUN FOR "GILA MONSTER CATCHER" IN HIS OWN STATE OF texas, LET ALONE BLOG--ALL US TRUE CITIZENS SHOULD TROLL HIS BLOG AND TELL THAT FUCKING CREEP WHAT WE THINK OF HIM--THAT MISERABLE MAGGOT AND FUCKTWAT!!!!! DEATH FROM A LIGHTNING BOLT FROM THE HAND OF GOD IS WHAT AWAITS THESE republican FUCKHEADS!!!!! DUHbya DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL WELL, TO USE THE DOCTOR WHO GEAS-CURSE!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Monday, December 11, 2006

"I'll be dead when they get it right..." WHAT THE Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Jingoistic Demagogue, Mass Murdering Sociopath and International War Criminal, King George CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya Bush the TURD REALLY MEANT TO SAY WAS: "I'll get it right when I be DEAD!" AND THE SOONER, THE BETTER, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED!!!!! OH, FOR THAT BOLT OF LIGHTNING FROM THE BLUE TO CLEAVE CHIMPya IN TWO!!!!! WHEN DUMBya SAID HE "answers to a different father" THAN Poppy 41, WE ALL KNOW DUHbya WASN'T REFERRING TO God, BUT RATHER, Satan, FOR Bush IS "The Great Beast," "666," THE SON OF THE DEVIL, WHO IS HELL-BENT ON DRAGGING THE WHOLE WORLD INTO ARMAGEDDON!!!!! SOCIOPATH-NARCISSIST-DRUNK-DRUGGIE-EGOTIST-BULLY-SADIST-RACIST-MASS MURDERING PSYCHOPATH-SCUM-SHIT--THAT'S CHIMPya-DUMBya-DUHbya TO A "T" (TURD, THAT IS!!!!!) MORE LATER!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

A MODEST PROPOSAL: GET THE PEOPLE OF THE RESPECTIVE COUNTRIES OF Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. TO RISE UP AND REBEL AGIN' THE mullahs, ayatollahs, jihadists, taliban, al qaeda, and EXTERMINATE THEM(to use a DALEK term) ALL IN THE SAME WAY AS AN INFECTION, COLD, VIRUS, BACTERIUM, CANCER, FOREIGN BODY INVADING A BODY IS DESTROYED BY THE BODY'S OWN IMMUNE SYSTEM. THESE CREEPS ARE THE FORCES THREATENING THE WELL-BEING OF THESE NATIONS AND THE PEOPLE ARE THE IMMUNE SYSTEM READY TO RISE UP AND LIQUIDATE THESE MISCREANTS--DITTO north korea, red china, russia, laos, myanmar, vietnam, cuba, sudan, africa, saudi arabia, egypt, south america, mexico, central america, fiji, et cetera AD NAUSEUM. RISE UP AND MASSACRE THE MILITANT islamic/muslim TERRORISTS/JIHADISTS/AYATOLLAH-MULLAH-INCITERS AND TYRANT-DESPOTS WITH REIGNS OF TERROR UNPARALLELED SINCE THE FRENCH REVOLUTION--IN ORDER TO AVOID "THE DOMINO EFFECT" FROM THE MIDDLE EAST WHICH WILL MOST CERTAINLY DRAG IN ALL THE MAJOR POWERS INTO WORLD WAR THREE, ARMAGEDDON!!!!! DUHbya, WHO IS "THE GREAT BEAST,
666," YOU'RE NEXT FOR ANNIHILATION FROM A BOLT OF GOD'S LIGHTNING FROM THE BLUE, WHICH WILL CLEAVE YOU IN TWO!!!!! A little limerick for Bushie:
George DUHbhya really HATES
His new Defense Secretary Bob Gates!
Bush, that murderous, fatuous FOOL
Drools as he plays with his FOUL TOOL
And looks for Iraq answers in old back issues of FATES!!!!!
[or: And searches for his Poppy 41's misplaced dental plates!]
HAPPY WEEKEND ALL!!!!! EXCEPT Bush & Co.!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE FOR ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Friday, December 08, 2006

FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!!! SO THE RIGHT WING-NUTS LIKE Rush Limburger and William Kristol and fox news ARE CALLING THE IRAQ STUDY GROUP "SURRENDER MONKEYS" AFTER THE LEAD STORY IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT RAG The New York Post's COVER ARTICLE--WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A SLANTED YELLOW JOURNALISTIC PIECE OF USED TOILET PAPER OWNED BY NONE OTHER THAN THAT Anzac FUCK-HEAD AND PIECE OF LOATHESOME RIGHT WING-NUT HYENA SHIT Rupert Murdoch, THE ILLEGAL ALIEN CURRENTLY AN UNLAWFUL RESIDENT IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!! DUHbya HIMSELF DIDN'T ASK A SINGLE FUCKING QUESTION OF THE IRAQ STUDY GROUP--SHOWS WHAT AN "INCURIOUS GEORGE" HE IS--"The increase we're seeing in sectarian attacks in and around Baghdad are unsettling..." UNSETTLING, Bush? UNSETTLING? Iraq IS WRACKED BY CIVIL WAR AND MASS MURDERS AND MAYHEM AND YA FIND IT "UNSETTLING"? IF THAT ISN'T A FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT, A PIECE OF republican HYENA SHIT UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY, Bush, YA LUDICROUS BUFFOON, YA BEADY-EYED BOMBASTIC IMBECILE, YA BLOATED EGOTIST AND JINGOISTIC DEMAGOGUE, OPEN YA UNSEEING EYES, KICK-START YA UNTHINKING PEA-BRAIN INSTEAD OF HAVING FAT-FUCK Karl Rove DO YA FUCKING THINKING FOR YA, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE OR DO YA HAVE TO HAVE YA CUPPA JOE GIVEN TO YA VIA COFFEE ENEMA? WHAT A MAROON, WHAT A SAP, WHAT A TOTAL FUCK-UP AND FAILURE YA ARE!!!!! HAVE YA EVEN READ THE IRAQ STUDY GROUP REPORT OR DID YA HAVE YA FUCKING FLUNKIES READ IT FOR YA AND GIVE YA THE GIST OF THE RECOMMENDATIONS? FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE "read THREE Shakespeares", I DON'T BELIEVE YA HAVE EVER READ ANYTHING OF CONSEQUENCE IN YA SORRY LIFE, NOT EVEN THE LABEL ON A CAN OF SOUP, LET ALONE "THREE SHAKESPEARES"!!!!! PERHAPS YA HAVE OGLED THREE SHAKING COCK-SPEARS BETWEEN THE LEGS OF MALE WHORES OR Mukhtar Safarov and Two Others BEFORE THEY SPEARED YA SHIT, POKED YA POO-POO, DUG YA DOO-DOO, FUCKED YA FECES, STABBED YA SHIT, WIPED YA KIDNEYS, DONGED YA DUNG!!!!! HEIL TO THE COMMANDER-IN-THIEF AND DICK-TASTER DICTATOR, The Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire, Jingoistic Demagogue and International War Criminal and Mass Murderer, World's NUMBER ONE TERRORIST, King George DUHbya Bush the TURD!!!!! THE HEIL TO DUHbya, BY THE BYE, IS AN EXTENDED MIDDLE FINGER FROM BOTH HANDS, BOTH ARMS HELD HIGH SO HE CAN SEE THEM, ACCOMPANIED BY EITHER A SMELLY LOUD FART OR THE SAME SOUND MADE BY PLACING THE TONGUE BETWEEN THE LIPS AND BLOWING TO MAKE A REASONABLE FACSIMILE SOUND THEREOF!!!!!
HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT Bush & Co.!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

"DOWN, Barney! STOP BARING your FANGS at ME!"
"Laura, PUT THAT POKER DOWN!"
WITH THE TWO FIRST POOCHES TURNIN' AGIN' HIM, the Evil-Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire and Jingoistic-Demagogue International War Criminal King George DUHbya Bush the TURD BRANDISHED The Iraq Study Group's Report TODAY while DUHbya's FOUL SKID-MARK SHIT BESMIRCHED MOUTHPIECE, Tony "Colostomy-Shit-BAG-man" Snow-JOB OPENED HIS FOUL YAP AND OUT SPILLED A STINKING STREAM OF PSYCHOBABBLE GOBBLEDYGOOK DOUBLETALK THAT Snow SPECIALIZES IN, TRYING TO EVADE THE INCISIVE QUESTIONS FROM THE IMPRESSIVE Mr. David Gregory of NBC NEWS. "The Bush administration has always been doing the same thing as what the Iraq Study Group Report has recommended...David Gregory, you are partisan!" IT APPEARS THAT Baghdad Bob HAS RE-SURFACED IN THE PERSON OF THAT MEALY-MOUTHED MOUTHPIECE OF THE CRIMINAL Bushies, Tony "Colostomy-Shit-Bag-MAN" Snow-JOB. Snow IS THE MOST EXCREABLE PIECE OF REPREHENSIBLE LYING republican HYENA-SHIT I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO CAST A JAUNDICED EYE UPON, AND I WONDER HOW HE CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT AFTER SPOUTING SUCH BOLD-FACED LIES TO THE PRESS AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!! OH YES, Snow USED TO WORK FOR FOX NEWS--WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? GIGGLING AIRHEAD Tony AFTER PIPSQUEAK INTROVERT Scott McClellan--BOTH HAVE IN COMMON THAT THEY ARE FLAMING FAGGOTS, FUDGE-PACHYDERM republican QUEERS!!!!!
ON ANOTHER FRONT, Poppy George H.W. Bush BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES NOT BECAUSE HE IS REMINDED OF Jeb Bush, WHO IS THE SMART Bush, BUT DUHbya, THE TOTAL FUCK-UP IN WHATEVER HE DOES IN LIFE, A TOTAL FAILURE AND AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NAME OF Bush, AND HAS LITERALLY "QUEERED" THE DEAL FOR Jeb RUNNING FOR President, AS THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE NAME OF Bush--THAT IS WHY Poppy 41 WAS CRYING!!!!! AT FIRST I THOUGH Poppy 41 HAD STARTED TAKING Halcyon AGAIN, AS WHEN HE PUKED IN THEN PRIME-MINISTER OF JAPAN KIICHI MIYAZAWA'S LAP AND THEN FAINTED DURING A STATE DINNER WHEN Poppy 41 WAS president AND VISITING JAPAN!!!!!
WHAT WILL EVENTUALLY HAPPEN IN Iraq IS THE CIVIL WAR CURRENTLY HAPPENING WILL ERUPT INTO A REGION-WIDE CONFLICT, AN ALL-OUT WAR BETWEEN Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, Jordan, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Palestine, Lebanon, Yemen, Oman, Quatar, Egypt, AND SUBSEQUENTLY EMBROILING Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan, Somalia, Kazakhstan(YAY BORAT!), Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Armenia, Eritrea, Ethiopia, THEN Cyprus, Bulgaria, Romania, Ukraine, THEN Greece, India, Russia, China, North and South Korea, Nepal, Bhutan, Tibet, Taiwan, Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos,
Burma, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, Philippines, Indonesia, ALL OF AFRICA, ALL OF EUROPE, ALL OF Australia/New Zealand/The Pacific, Canada, IN SHORT, ARMAGEDDON, WORLD WAR III, THE END TIME, WHICH The Great Beast and Antichrist DUHbya and The Antipope Benedict Arnoldus ARE PLANNING TO BRING ABOUT, ALL STARTING WITH Shiites and Sunnis KILLING EACH OTHER THAT LIGHTS THE POWDERKEG MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN THE ASSASSINATION OF ARCHDUKE FERDINAND AT SARAJEVO STARTED WWI AND HITLER STARTING WWII!!!! Israel AND America MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOME PRETTY FAST THINKING TO STAY APART FROM THE CONFLICT BUT IT LOOKS PRETTY HOPELESS--GET READY TO KISS ALL YOUR ASSES GOOD-BYE, THANKS TO THE EVIL MACHINATIONS OF Antichrist DUHbya AND CO.!!!!! THAT IS WHY I SAY,
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Tony "Colostomy-Shit-BAG-man" Snow-JOB GAVE HIS USUAL LYING DOUBLETALK ABOUT "we are winning in Iraq" WHEN NEWLY CONFIRMED Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, WHO WILL BE UNANIMOUSLY CONFIRMED BY THE FULL SENATE TOMORROW SAID "We are NOT WINNING in Iraq"--Tony, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO STOP BEING THE Bushies MOUTHPIECE--DON'T YOU GET SICK OF LYING TO THE PRESS AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE EVERY DAY IN AND DAY OUT? OR ARE YOU LIKE THE HAM ACTOR, WHO AFTER BEING PELTED WITH ROTTEN TOMATOES AFTER GIVING A HOWLER RENDITION OF SHAKESPEARE, YELLED TO THE BOOING AUDIENCE, "Take it easy, fellas, I DIDN'T WRITE this SHIT!!!!!" MORE ON BEATING DUHbya AND HIS COHORTS/CRONIES TO COME TOMORROW!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Bolton IS HISTORY, Hadley THAT PASTY-FACED NAMBY-PAMBY CREEP IS SUPPORTING DUHbya's DELUSION ABOUT Iraq, i.e., "We have not failed in Iraq" & Rove AND Cheney DON'T LOOK AT ALL WELL, TO USE A DR. WHO GEAS-CURSE!!!!! SO YOU REFUSE TO TALK WITH Iran, Bush? THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MEETING WITH Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, Iran's MAN in Iraq and THE SHIITE LEADER OF THE LARGEST BLOC IN Iraq's PARLIAMENT AND ALLY OF Iran, IN ADDITION TO BEING THE LEADER OF THE MOST POWERFUL BLOC OF Shiite DEATH SQUADS in Iraq? DUHHHHHHH!!!!!! DUHbya!!!!!!! HYPOCRISY, THY NAME BE the Evil Nazi-Hitler-Beast, Fascist Emperor Extraordinaire and Demogogue-Jingoist International War Criminal King George DUHbya Bush the TURD!!!!! OY VAY!!! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!! THE SIMPLE SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD'S PROBLEMS IS TO GET DUHbya, Cheney,
Rove, Rice, ALL republican FUDGE PACHYDERM SCUM-SHITS AND THEIR SUPPORTERS IN ALL FORMS OF MEDIA, WRITTEN OR SPOKEN, DITTO Putin AND HIS GOONS AND SUPPORTERS, DITTO Hu Jin-Tao AND HIS GOONS AND SUPPORTERS, Kim Mentally-ILL AND HIS GOONS AND SUPPORTERS, Ahmadinejad/bin Laden/al-Zawahiri AND ALL THEIR GOONS AND SUPPORTERS AND ALL RADICAL FANATICAL MURDEROUS JIHADIST-muslims, ALL OF THE christian RIGHT WING-NUT RADICAL MURDEROUS SCUM AND THEIR GOONS AND SUPPORTERS, the pope benedict arnold AND ALL HIS GOONS AND SUPPORTERS, ALL republican AND RIGHT-WINGNUT-SCUM, MURDEROUS KKK, ARYAN BROTHERHOOD, BLACK GANGSTAS, SPIC CRIMINALS,
MURDEROUS SCUM FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD, INVITE THEM ALL TO DINNER, AND WHEN THEY ARE ALL SEATED AT THE COLOSSAL BANQUET HALL, LOCK AND BAR THE DOORS(WHICH ARE THREE FEET THICK) WITH A TITANIUM PLANK WEIGHING A TON, THEN SET THE GAS BURNERS ON HIGH AND SET THE DINING ROOM ABLAZE WITH ALL THESE SCUM IN IT!!!!! WORKS LIKE A CHARM, "LIKE A CHOIM IT VOIKS!!!!!" JUST ASK VLAD TEPES aka
DRACULA, THE HISTORICAL FIGURE-HERO WHO USED THIS SYSTEM TO "CLEAN HOUSE," i.e., RID HIS LAND OF BEGGARS, THIEVES AND OTHER UNDESIRABLES--THIS WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT WAY TO SAY "GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH," i.e., DUHbya, Putin, bin Laden, ET CETERA AD NAUSEUM!!!!! ASHES TO ASHES....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT THE AFORE-MENTIONED CREEPS!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS EVER ALWAYS ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!!! Today, a bunch of LIGHTER FARE, some "Lively Limericks" THAT SHOW HOW "HIGHLY" I THINK OF CURRENT SUPERPOWER AND LESSER WORLD LEADERS:

Located in TYRANT DUHbya's foetid tush
Is his REAL brain--a bucket of grey mush!
'Till a parabellum
Into Bush's cerebellum
Springing from the exit wound Karl Rove did RUSH!

That VICIOUS little DESPOT Vladimir Putin
Should be LIQUIDATED by his OWN assassins high-falutin'!
Dioxin, Ricin, or Poison in a Pen
Radioactive Isotopes like Polonium Two-TEN!
Or a good old fashioned Putin-SHOOTIN'!

Commie dictator Hu Jin-tao
Should be TRAMPLED upon by a RABID sow!
Upon that Red Chinky PIG
His 800 pound COUSIN'LL dance a JIG
Let us now at Hu's GRAVESTONE bow!

'Lil Kim Jong Mentally-ILL
Should be made to take a strychnine PILL!
Or given an ENEMA of DRAINO
Which whould give Kim a PAIN-O!
Or be pickled with LYE in DILL!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
That HOOK-NOSED little CAD!
His ugly head should be REMOVED with a saw
The bloody neck-STUMP left TERRIBLY raw!
That's what he gets for being MAD and BAD!

I summoned a VICIOUS JINN
To EXTERMINATE Osama bin-Laden!
Every bit of Osama's skin
Was FLAYED OFF by the Jinn
Then Osama's CARCASE THROWN into a VAT of GIN!!!!!

That FOUR-EYED FUCK al-Zawahiri named Ayman
I threw to a HUNGRY 14-FOOT CAIMAN!
The SEDULOUS reptile
With a TOOTHY smile
Proceeded to CHEW UP Ayman who was SCREAMIN'!

I never met a MUSLIM I didn't like,
Especially if its HEAD was STUCK UPON a pike!
Their FILTHY ROTTEN guts
Tied up into knots
And BOWLING with the SEVERED HEAD of their TYKE!!!!!
[or: Their carcases DRAGGED along with a MOTORBIKE!]

AND FOR EQUAL TIME,

The RABID RIGHT-WINGNUT CHRISTIAN RIGHT
Are upon the Good Earth an UNSIGHTLY BLIGHT!
Upside down their carcases I'd TOSS
Then nail their carcases upon the CROSS
And let FIRE ANTS upon their carcases BITE!!!!!
[or: Pluck their EYES out to DEPRIVE them of SIGHT!]

HAPPY WEEKEND, ALL, EXCEPT DUHbya and minions/cohorts, Putin and minions/cohorts, Hu and minions/cohorts, Kim and minions/cohorts, Ahmadinejad and minions/cohorts, bin-Laden/Zawahiri and their minions/cohorts, muslims/right-wingnut christian rightists and their minions/cohorts!!!!!
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,
THUS ALWAYS EVER ETERNALLY BE TO ALL YOU Bush, etc. TYRANTS!!!!!
YEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELL FOR W'S!!!!!